Wednesday, November 07, 2012

GLENN BECK SAYS GOD SUCKS



Glenn Beck has figured it out.  

Old Glenn who had been predicting a Romney victory for months has had to face up to the fact that it just didn't go the way he figured.

What could have happened.

Well, at one point last night Beck put it like this,  "the body of America is even sicker than I thought it was."  He declared that he no longer can say that he knows who Americans are."  Glen just can't figure out where all the white people went.  

Glen thinks it time for real Americans to start buying up farmland, pull their kids out of the public schools, and loading up on guns.

But the best was yet to come (see below).

Meanwhile, I can't leave without turning to the words of an aging, ever more crazy dumb ass whose guitar has more brains than he, Ted Nugent.  Ted Nugent (who many believe is married to Donald Trump) called voters who re-elected Obama “soulless fools” who voted for “economic and spiritual suicide.” In a series of tweets, he also blamed “pimps whores welfare brats” and “subhuman varmints” for re-electing a President who will “destroy America” and force others to “pay for their obesity booze cellphones birthcontrol abortions lives.”  

And Donald of the hair called for revolution.

One of the few kicks I get out of electoral politics is waiting to see how all the right wing nut jobs react when things go awry.

Now, back to Glenn and his religious epiphany. 

The following is from the Raw Story.


Beck on Romney’s loss: ‘Man, sometimes God really sucks’



By David Edwards
GBTV's Glenn Beck
Conservative radio host Glenn Beck on Wednesday declared that Mitt Romney’s loss to President Barack Obama proved that “sometimes God really sucks.”
As it was becoming apparently that the president was going to be re-elected on Tuesday, Beck had told a panel on his Blaze TV network that “the body of America is even sicker than I thought it was.”
“Twelve years ago, I could say with real assurance that I knew who Americans were,” he explained. “And I can’t say that any more.”
During his radio show the next morning, Beck told listeners that he had realized Romney was going to lose while praying before the polls opened on Tuesday.
“Man, sometimes God really sucks,” the radio host lamented. “I got up yesterday at 3:00 in the morning and I knew. And I couldn’t sleep and I started to say my prayers and I got up and kneeled down by the edge of my bed and I knew that — or I suspected that my mind’s not God’s mind, and the peace and the comfort that he had given me and so many of my friends was not about an election.”
He added: “Just like those Christians that rolled up the Dead Sea Scrolls and put them in pots. I don’t know what happened to those Christians but they hid them. They hid them and they preserved them because it was important. The Bible was never wiped out, but the people who originally wrote the Bible were scattered.”
But in the weeks leading up to Tuesday’s election, Beck had repeatedly said that God was orchestrating Republican nominee’s path to the presidency.
Speaking to his radio listeners in September, he insisted that Romney’s poll numbers had fallen as a part of a plan from God to make it obvious to the American people that divine intervention was responsible when Republicans took the White House in November.
The conservative radio host later speculated that Romney had lost the final debate because he was “being guided” by God to be “less contentious” and agree with President Barack Obama.

Raw Story (http://s.tt/1stZO)

1 comment:

Scission said...

By the way someone needs to inform Beck that it wasn't "...Christians that rolled up the Dead Sea Scrolls and put them in pots."