Monday, November 21, 2011
FOR TEARGAS, BUY AMERICAN
The USA apparently knows teargas. Knows how to make the best there is. In news from the Empire's outer provinces capitalist from the nation state known as the United States are proud of the fineness of their product which has been put on display over the weekend in Egypt. A spokesperson for the American teargas industry commented, "We know how to make this stuff and we will sell it to anyone who wants...and at a good price, to boot." Speaking through flowing tears an Egyptian citizen agreed, "Those Americans, they make a damn fine product."
The following is from the Guardian.