EAR WAX PLOT OR HOW I SPENT MY DAY

(NOT THE ACTUAL PRODUCT IN QUESTION)

SORRY THAT I HAVE NOT HAD TIME TO POST ANYTHING TODAY.  I'VE BEEN TIED UP TRYING TO REPORT A PRODUCT CONTAMINATION ISSUE WITH A BOX OF COTTON EAR SWABS.  I KNOW, IT SOUNDS RIDICULOUS, BUT SOME OF THE SWABS APPEAR TO HAVE ALREADY BEEN USED, IF YOU GET MY DRIFT.  UGH!  MY GUESS IS SOME POOR PERSON ON A LINE SOMEWHERE GOT TIRED OF LOOKING AT THESE THINGS AND DECIDED TO HAVE SOME FUN.  I'VE REALLY NO PROBLEM WITH THAT.  I'VE WORKED ON A LINE.  I GET IT.  HOWEVER, I WAS TOLD BY A FRIEND WHO IS AN ATTORNEY THAT IT SHOULD BE REPORTED, SO I'M FOLLOWING HER INSTRUCTIONS JUST IN CASE I HAVE BEEN INFECTED WITH EBOLA OR AN ALIEN INFECTION.  HOLY COW!  

I HAVE NOT CONTACTED THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY AS I DON'T WANT TO END UP DISAPPEARED.  IT'S ALWAYS POSSIBLE THIS IS PART OF A PLOT TO GET AT THE OREAD DAILY...OR MAYBE SOMETHING EVEN LARGER.  

KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN, GUARD YOUR EARS, AND STAY SAFE OUT THERE.