AND THIS STORY JUST CROSSING OUR NEWS DESK HERE AT THE OD FROM OUR FRIENDS AT METRO.COM (UK).
Spy-squirrel menace strikes Iran
In further news of the horrifying threat that squirrels pose to humanity, Iran has claimed 14 squirrels found near the nation's borders were spies (see accompanying photo released by Iranian intelligence).
The state-sponsored news agency IRNA said: 'In recent weeks, intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran's borders.'
'The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services.'
Spy-squirrel menace strikes Iran
In further news of the horrifying threat that squirrels pose to humanity, Iran has claimed 14 squirrels found near the nation's borders were spies (see accompanying photo released by Iranian intelligence).
The state-sponsored news agency IRNA said: 'In recent weeks, intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran's borders.'
'The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services.'
You've got to be kidding! Were they Jewish squirrels?
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